I second that.
Everyone here wants your installation to work and for you to just be able to use WordPress. Otto has generously offered to help you and his email address should tell you that he's as good as you are going to get helping you. ;)
Otto is a very special person in WordPress.org. He's volunteering his time and is one of the few people where such an offer would even be permitted in these forums.
Really, please avail yourself of that offer.